Come on. It's Resident Evil! It has to be done! So here's the Resident Evil meme, as ruined by !

1. What am I buying? I want banana bombs, dammit! Anything that will make a nice big kaboom! Also, has anyone noticed how on certain official art, the merchant has white fingertips? It's so odd...

2. Just my introduction, really. Yeah, if I were in the RE world, I'd use a sword. Either a katana blade or a bastard sword. You can blame Star Ocean for the latter.

3. Any Resi fan who knows me knows who my favourite characters are! Of course, Sherry absolutely HAS to be there! Everybody loves Sherry, even the people who claim to hate her! And Ashley too - people say these characters were useless in their respective games, but they had neither experience nor weapons. Truthfully, if you were suddenly flung into a Resi-style situation, what would you do?!

4. I. HATE. ADA. She's a single-minded bitch who can't be trusted, and she's at least a double-crosser (she could be a triple, or even quadruple-crosser!). Anyway, on my Multimedia course I found this morphed image of a woman looking like an ape, and it really reminds me of Ada (particularly her RE2 hairstyle) - so yeah, now we have Ada Kong!

5. Now for the Resi adventure! Herworthamata translates from ancient Darkstormian as "Herworth Power Shot", and is TOTALLY not a rip-off of a Dragonball move! So while I'm blasting Los Ganados (and causing them to scream and swear), Ashley's in the background checking out my ass! But who can blame her? baby, I got back!

6. Yeah... I get injected with the T-Virus and become marginally better-looking! Joking aside, I have a lot of claws and spikes which just shot out of the left side of my body, hence the blood and the mutated eye. My right side remains unaffected, and I'm probably more likely to be right-brained than left, so (for the moment) I still have a sliver of humanity, and I'm determined to find a cure.

7. In case the trenchcoat and glasses aren't enough evidence, I've just owned Wesker. How dare he kidnap Sherry? One can only imagine how much misery and suffering he'll have put the poor girl through! Plus, just about every female RE fan I've ever seen seems to be in love with Wesker. I don't CARE how sexy you think he is! The following rule applied to Liquid Snake, and it applies to Wesker too - any video game character who wears sunglasses at night is an arse.

... except Duke Nukem.

8. ... someone really has to tell Sherry that tickling someone to death is cheating. But oh, well - she looks happy enough Quite ironic how I blast psycho villagers away and kick some evil bastard right in the face, yet I get defeated by a little girl!

9. My death isn't very Resident Evil like... but hey, the first person to comment here saying what my death refers to will be drawn being hugged by their choice of any one of my female characters (and yes, that includes new girl Destiny!)

10. lol Leon's a dumbass. I'd TOTALLY do overtime with Ashley! Though when the President realises he has a grandchild he might declare war on Britain!

11. What can be said about this bit except: "Saddler, you bastard!"

12. Yup, that crocodile/alligator/whatever just rocks! I'd always keep running, turning around, shooting him, running some more, then I'd be backed up against the door making a last stand (which I didn't always survive) - of course, this was before I realised I could get him to chew on a gas canister and blow his head to pieces!

13. I'm not sure why people sometimes flush baby alligators down the toilet... but for obvious reasons, I don't recommend it! My toilet was broken after my failed attempts to flush it, and I ended up being well and truly eaten.

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